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Me: Hello, my name is Joe China and I am a Stat-o-holic.

Crowd of bloggers: Hello Joe.

Leader: Tell us your story Joe.

Me: I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't focus on work. All I do all day is click the damn refresh button on my stats page. How can I make this madness stop? (Btw, I have refreshed that damn page 3 times since I started writing this.)

Crowd of bloggers: Yawn... Not even blogworthy.

Statcounting company: Woohoo! Banner impressions just shot up by .0001%! We must have a new blogger out there.

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